Content Suggestion A VERY UPSET DONATOR'S plea for help

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Jan 14, 2023
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What does this suggestion change/add/remove:
Allowing for the Perma Flare Gun, and Perma Guitar to be equipped at the same time.

Has something similar been suggested before? If so, why is your suggestion different?:
It is unlikely

Possible Positives of the suggestion (At least 2):
- I can use my donator perks to their highest extent.
- I can aura farm on all the opps with superior firepower
- I payed 2K VPoints and get to use my items :(

Possible Negatives of the suggestion:
- Too overpowered
- Dev time
- More Dev time
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Based on the Positives & Negatives, why should this suggestion be accepted:
Let's take a look at a serious issue that is PLAGUING this community...
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Here you can say it says "Equip (Permanent extra weapon) and "Equipped". This may seem normal at a glance, however, there is a pressing issue afloat... I can not equip both of these at once, as they are under the same perma weapon category (I thank our king, Auburn, for adding these categories)

Why may this matter you ask? Well I had 4000 VPoints, which I obtained through working hard, and I spent 2000 of them on these two permanent upgrades to my arenal, some may call it pay to win, but I call it pay to awesome. I want to be enabled to utilize these items as they are crutial to both my immersion, and character RP as Ethics Chairman.
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This image demonstrates the following:
GOC is crying because I violated human rights by using flare cartridges, and sick tunes in combat, and he KNOWS HE IS NEXT

Omega-1 dunking on the UNGOC O-Suit

SCP-096 is absolutely cowering from my aura

MTF A-1 CSG "Lykos" ABSOLUTELY in shock as this all unfolds around him (He was promised free food)

and finally, CI Commander Pinhead slumped over in defeat, and CI BCOM Rigz lay beneath me in defeat after I played Beethoven's Piano Sonata No. 8 with a guitar tuned so perfectly, it sounds like a classical piano, and then proceeded to have Advil Smith tranq him, so I could hit a Flare Gun 360 No Scope and KILL HIM.

Why is this important? Because it shows what I can do, and if Content or NL deny this suggestion it is because they simply fear my aura. I am not to be messed with, and I will recieve this level of power some how.

Now to prove to you all, I am going to have some well-known members of the community speak some words on this.

"My name is Swag Messiah, better known as Swag Messiah. When I think of Jay Rowling, I think of aura, and to achieve that aura, this man needs his perma weapons." - MTF O-1 CSG Swag Messiah

"Delilah Kuma Kubs here, better known as HCZ Woman. I've known Jay Rowling for a very long time, and if there's one thing that's true, he knows when it's time for a suggestion. Watch and learn as he makes this server a better place." - Former E-11/GOC Major Delilah Kuma Kubs

"As a humble supporter for the donators in CN, I find it frankly absurd that they are mistreated in such a manner, let them equip their guitar and flare guns together." - Head Game Master Julien White

"oh my god bruh" - Senior Admin Big Iron

"This is clearly a CI buff - Support, the REDACTED would probably believe that" - Devloper KLua

"I should be able to aura farm on the poor with my flare gun and guitar! #killthepoor" - Site Advisor Watergate

"Lmao this guy - No, I’m am far to tired to give you a quote - Even with the grammar mistakes, w" - SCP RP Super Administrator Johnathan Doe

"yeah, I trust Rowling with this" - Former SCP RP Super Administrator "Mercer"

"Dont make him choose from either a guitar or flare gun, he needs both Shoots flare and then vigorously strums guitar" - Alpha-1 Major Zuko

Further quote submissions will be accepted in the comments:

I hope NL and SL will see that this is widely needed and wanted by the community, and is needed by millions, and will allow for this simple change.
 
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To deny this suggestion is to deny progress itself. A man should never be forced to choose between fire and music, between divinity and artistry, between Flare Gun and Guitar. Such a limitation is not balance, it is blasphemy.

This man did not sacrifice 2000 VPoints merely to be shackled by categories. This man paid not for mediocrity, but for transcendence. With both in hand, aura shall radiate, immersion shall ascend, and the community shall bask in the symphony of light and sound.
 
When I was but a wee lad, I had scrounged up enough money to purchase the Perma Flare Gun, in hopes to eventually purchase the Perma Guitar to go along with it, until I was informed of the terrible, terrible news that the Perma Flare Gun and the Perma Guitar are NOT allowed to be equipped at the same time. Why? Why must they not work together? What fool decides they are incompatible together?! What kind of MONSTER makes both items, with the common knowledge the people will wish to combine the powers of the Perma Flare Gun and the Perma guitar, available, but not compatible to equip at the same time!? No longer can I stand for this injustice. No longer can I watch as big vpoint continues to take the populace as FOOLS!

If this suggestion is denied, then I too shall be denied. Give me Flare Gun/Guitar combo, or give me DEATH!
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