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  1. Valkon

    A Final Farewell - and Thank You

    Hey everyone, So I've been around for a while now, since 2016 when I would first log on to Dark RP, but now it's time for me to move forward and to cut ties to this community which has given me so much fun and joy over these years. So, if I'm going to do a final goodbye, how about I do it in a...
  2. Valkon

    What is your favourite Greggs savoury/bake?

    Poundbakery sausage and bean pastie
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    Discrimination

    Bye please don’t return
  4. Valkon

    Weaponised Staff Sits

    On a real what I mean by weaponised staff sits is people only calling sits to impede someone else on the other team BECAUSE they are on the other team. People champion their own team when they say things such as 'Nice SCUD' but if someone on the opposite team did it they'd want blood. There's...
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    Millar the recovering League Addict

    I miss Connor
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    Weaponised Staff Sits

    I appreciate your honesty and I apologise for giving you the impression I was inconvenienced but unfortunately I will be raising this matter to the twitter police and the irl police due to online harassment (I don't know how to turn my PC off) and cyberbullying police.
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    Weaponised Staff Sits

    Sorry but this comment has ruined my immersion and gameplay therefor I will now be bringing you to a 5 minute staff sit complete with 3 clips from myself and 12 clips from my regiment to show the admin, in detail, your offence and I hope you will be banned. Please ignore the fact my own...
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    Weaponised Staff Sits

    @Connor | FUDGESICLE you are a good husband Can people maybe stop weaponising staff sits on MRP please? Like there's so many sits (used to be forum complaints too) over the smallest of stupid things the other team did - it's legit a tactic to make a staff sit and get them warned for it If you...
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    Cloak starring in a Jameski Video?

    relaunch dark rp please
  10. Valkon

    Nicest person on CG?

    I don't remember AT ALL making this but I am so glad I did and it was for you
  11. Valkon

    Nicest person on CG?

    I hold the record for number of davy Crocketts fired without punitive action being taken against me And RDMs
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    Nicest person on CG?

    Several toxicity bans, demotions and discord bans?!?!?! You sir are only the second nicest person on CG behind Chad Power Smh
  13. Valkon

    Nicest person on CG?

    I apologise - I was absolutely slaughtered last night celebrating my uni results
  14. Valkon

    Nicest person on CG?

    Who is it? Plenty to chose from and I think I included everyone on CG who could be considered nice and wholesome
  15. Valkon

    LuZ is gone :(

    My favourite ever ISAF PVT who also failed his tryout Gonna miss him
  16. Valkon

    The End???

    'Pull a Valk' excuse me
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    Sahns the recovered alcoholic

    You were that sloshed I'd be surprised I you could recall anything from that year
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    Sahns the recovered alcoholic

    I still remember observing you slaughtered out your mind on Dark RP one night being perhaps the most toxic I've ever seen one person be on CG
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    Chad the Environmental Activist

    Chad surrenders to a literal dead fish - a new limited series exclusively on Disney+