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    Content Suggestion Make more job slots for janitors

    What does this suggestion change/add/remove: [This suggestion allows for infinite janitors job slots aswell as removing the janitor supplies place the one with the wet floor signs] Has something similar been suggested before? If so, why is your suggestion different?: [Not to my knowledge no]...
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    The age advancement of jankers

    Date: 20██/██/██ Subject: Explanation Recent evaluations indicate that, despite an unhealthy lifestyle, Jankers remains in stable condition and is healthier than many average staff members. A review of family records revealed that his grandfather, Albertson Jankerson (1843–1920), faked his...
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    Hypothetical question

    So we all know that a word for hot+cold means warm but what is cold+hot called? mraw? How must we call it HOW!
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    How to sue the foundation

    Step 1: summon saul good man https://tenor.com/bMYJ6.gif Step 2: find out about the 05 council Step 3: murder one of the members Step 4: use saul goodmans power of misdirection and forgery to force the guards to legally not shot you Step 5:sue for the attack Step 6: have a vacation and refuse to...
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    The general discussion be like

    Everyone on thier way to comment something about bringing back mrp or just use this as a scp rp discussion second channel https://tenor.com/lt/view/suit-slideshow-man-in-suit-sitting-man-wearing-suit-sitting-slideshow-man-wearing-suit-meme-gif-25275395
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    The mystery of john sprite

    John sprite was a senior researcher who seemed to have a anomalous disease of being able to carry sprite cans and as how many as he wanted he appeared during the firat death of jankers so what happened to him? He uhhhh went on break to hawaii or maybe he isnt real maybe you hallucinate him...
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    Is scp 457 allergic to coolmint gum?

    Cool mint gum is basicly cool with is a definition of cold so would that mean if scp 457 took a cool mint gum he would die from freeze from it not being flammable and aswell as being cool
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    Accepted Jankers Ghost sight

    Date: 20██/██/██ File Category: Explanation Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank It has recently been discovered that one of the janitors at Site-65, known as Jankers, legal name Jankers Jankerson Jank, possesses the ability to perceive the spirits of deceased Site personnel, as well as other...
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    My intrusive thoghts of speech while being jankers

    "IF ITS CALLED THE 05 THEN WHY ARE THERE 13 MEMBERS YOU CANT EVEN DOUBLE THE NUMBER AND IT STILL WONT MAKE NO GODAMN SENSE" "I am going to shove this mop up where even the soviets wouldent like to spy" "Sorry am late gentlemen just had to get rid of several witnesses of a murder... oh wait ah...
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    Uhm i guess dementia?

    uh dementia you forget why you are here
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    Compliments to the people jankers thinks as non soviets

    Seargent louis: Why does he own multiple souls? Noone knows Gimmy finnegan: is high on job and cheated in knife fights with jankers Julius roberts 'Oppenheimer': jankers adoptive son I miss cameron :d Greirat: has witnessed probaly majority of jankers shenanigans am too demented to remember the...
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    Jankers Mind guest

    (Second times the charm) Date: 20██/██/██ On this day, doctors discovered a strange and unexplained brain activity in a janitor named Jankers. The signal, unlike anything they had seen before, seemed to react to the doctors' voices. Intrigued, they scheduled a test to investigate further...
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    Jankers Never Logged out

    https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/14196242095701229429/D9744A939BE65F981510C767C20AAF26A6855068/ Cant you see They thoght Leaving could save them It didant Nor did it Work for Jankers
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    "The Mind Visitor"

    Date: 2025 / █ / █ An unusual event occurred involving one of the SCP Foundation’s janitors, Jankerson “Jank” Jank. During his routine yearly medical check-up, a doctor noticed a strange pattern in Jankerson’s brain activity. The doctor didn’t inform Jankerson but passed the information to the...
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    Jankers Medical Mental Illness document

    Case File Date: 2025/██/██ Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank Diagnosed Conditions: Severe schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, chronic auditory and visual hallucinations, and advanced lung carcinoma. Behavioral Profile: The subject frequently engages in conversations with an imagined entity referred...
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    How to become as chill and crazy as jankers

    Step 1:Enter in the state of Creativity Of violence Step 2:consider that you will die any second and dont fight back against something invincible Step 3:Start making up bullshit when you are talking with a person If you hear someone say something that sounds remotly to russian ASSUME THEY ARE A...
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    The reason jankers owns a spas 12

    He just does dont ask any questions as to why he does
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    -Scp document (Jankers family tree and relationships)

    Date: 2025/██/██ Subject: Jankers Jankerson – Family Overview Jankers, also known as Jankers Jankerson, has a complicated family history. His lineage includes two deceased parents, a missing twin brother, one son, and one grandson. Parents: Edward Jankerson and Clara Elise were British...
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