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Welp bois time to go hunting then

+ Support but mental Insanity

+Support cameron ya crazy man you WILL NEVER FIRE ME NOT EVEN WITH ALL OF THE POWER OF THE WORLD Tho for real ya should get this very cool dude

(Second times the charm) Date: 20██/██/██ On this day, doctors discovered a strange and unexplained brain activity in a janitor named Jankers. The signal, unlike anything they had seen before, seemed to react to the doctors' voices. Intrigued, they scheduled a test to investigate further...

What in absolute tarnation of jankers non existent mental health and on the bullet lead of his spas 12 is that sentance? I guess have your 4th amendment rights

https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/14196242095701229429/D9744A939BE65F981510C767C20AAF26A6855068/ Cant you see They thoght Leaving could save them It didant Nor did it Work for Jankers

Date: 2025 / █ / █ An unusual event occurred involving one of the SCP Foundation’s janitors, Jankerson “Jank” Jank. During his routine yearly medical check-up, a doctor noticed a strange pattern in Jankerson’s brain activity. The doctor didn’t inform Jankerson but passed the information to the...

Womp womp jankers commits more murder than any cartographer has ever commitied to be honest i should be locked up

Theres some farmer cereal in my country i dont know thier name but theyre kinda look like oreo cereals except not really theres a basicaly a pillow figure of black cereal and inside it has a yummy white vanilla so its very tasty for the love of god dont make any sus jokes about this

+support i think she once helped jankers replace his entire body bones replaced so very epic jankers bones have worked correctly ever since

Case File Date: 2025/██/██ Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank Diagnosed Conditions: Severe schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, chronic auditory and visual hallucinations, and advanced lung carcinoma. Behavioral Profile: The subject frequently engages in conversations with an imagined entity referred...

Step 1:Enter in the state of Creativity Of violence Step 2:consider that you will die any second and dont fight back against something invincible Step 3:Start making up bullshit when you are talking with a person If you hear someone say something that sounds remotly to russian ASSUME THEY ARE A...

YOU DARE? Well actualy- Wait NO AM NOT ANSWERING YOUR WITH THE FBI

He just does dont ask any questions as to why he does

Last time there was an mini event where there was a combine computer lets say the site installed certain ahem illegal and gross files not even jankers could understand what the fuck gensec were doing and each time i remember that i remember that gensec cadets are as insane as me :D

Start having an conversation with someone i believe that should help you out and in that time of your conversation you stop moving duh

I just threaten someone afrer they annoy me

However i only play on low population

Greetings i am jankers jankerson you could say am the day shift janitor if you see me am a fucking mad man am very armed and very crazy