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    The mystery of john sprite

    John sprite was a senior researcher who seemed to have a anomalous disease of being able to carry sprite cans and as how many as he wanted he appeared during the firat death of jankers so what happened to him? He uhhhh went on break to hawaii or maybe he isnt real maybe you hallucinate him...
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    Is scp 457 allergic to coolmint gum?

    Cool mint gum is basicly cool with is a definition of cold so would that mean if scp 457 took a cool mint gum he would die from freeze from it not being flammable and aswell as being cool
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    Jankers Ghost sight

    Date: 20██/██/██ File Category: Explanation Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank It has recently been discovered that one of the janitors at Site-65, known as Jankers, legal name Jankers Jankerson Jank, possesses the ability to perceive the spirits of deceased Site personnel, as well as other...
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    My intrusive thoghts of speech while being jankers

    "IF ITS CALLED THE 05 THEN WHY ARE THERE 13 MEMBERS YOU CANT EVEN DOUBLE THE NUMBER AND IT STILL WONT MAKE NO GODAMN SENSE" "I am going to shove this mop up where even the soviets wouldent like to spy" "Sorry am late gentlemen just had to get rid of several witnesses of a murder... oh wait ah...
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    Uhm i guess dementia?

    uh dementia you forget why you are here
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    Compliments to the people jankers thinks as non soviets

    Seargent louis: Why does he own multiple souls? Noone knows Gimmy finnegan: is high on job and cheated in knife fights with jankers Julius roberts 'Oppenheimer': jankers adoptive son I miss cameron :d Greirat: has witnessed probaly majority of jankers shenanigans am too demented to remember the...
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    Jankers Mind guest

    (Second times the charm) Date: 20██/██/██ On this day, doctors discovered a strange and unexplained brain activity in a janitor named Jankers. The signal, unlike anything they had seen before, seemed to react to the doctors' voices. Intrigued, they scheduled a test to investigate further...
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    Jankers Never Logged out

    https://images.steamusercontent.com/ugc/14196242095701229429/D9744A939BE65F981510C767C20AAF26A6855068/ Cant you see They thoght Leaving could save them It didant Nor did it Work for Jankers
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    "The Mind Visitor"

    Date: 2025 / █ / █ An unusual event occurred involving one of the SCP Foundation’s janitors, Jankerson “Jank” Jank. During his routine yearly medical check-up, a doctor noticed a strange pattern in Jankerson’s brain activity. The doctor didn’t inform Jankerson but passed the information to the...
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    Jankers Medical Mental Illness document

    Case File Date: 2025/██/██ Subject: Jankers Jankerson Jank Diagnosed Conditions: Severe schizophrenia, bipolar disorder, chronic auditory and visual hallucinations, and advanced lung carcinoma. Behavioral Profile: The subject frequently engages in conversations with an imagined entity referred...
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    How to become as chill and crazy as jankers

    Step 1:Enter in the state of Creativity Of violence Step 2:consider that you will die any second and dont fight back against something invincible Step 3:Start making up bullshit when you are talking with a person If you hear someone say something that sounds remotly to russian ASSUME THEY ARE A...
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    The reason jankers owns a spas 12

    He just does dont ask any questions as to why he does
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    -Scp document (Jankers family tree and relationships)

    Date: 2025/██/██ Subject: Jankers Jankerson – Family Overview Jankers, also known as Jankers Jankerson, has a complicated family history. His lineage includes two deceased parents, a missing twin brother, one son, and one grandson. Parents: Edward Jankerson and Clara Elise were British...
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    Scp 8766 -Deaths Loop (Fan Made Scp)

    Item #: SCP-8766 Nickname: Death’s Loop Object Class: [Pending Classification] Anomalous Properties: SCP-8766, commonly referred to as "Death’s Loop," does not appear to be a physical entity. Rather, it is a guaranteed event or phenomenon. SCP-8766 appears to trigger upon the death of any...
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    Jankers ooc side note information

    OOC: just to be clear. These are a few side notes I forgot to include earlier, and I hope they’re okay. Jankers is mostly Crazy, but he can mentally break if someone starts insulting his dead family. In that case, he may try to punch or attack the person. He has a brother who isn’t known about...
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    Jankers Jankerson lore

    Jankers was born on June 7, 1933, in the USSR. His parents were in the process of escaping the country when they were caught by a KGB officer. Charged with treason, attempted escape, and being British soldiers, they were executed—hanged on meat hooks in 1934. At just a year old, Jankers was...
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    fixed jankers jankerson lore bio request to be classified scp 8766-1

    jankers jankerson request to be classified scp 8766-1 2nd Attempt [scp 8766 is essentialy hell being proven to exist and anything that gets from hell to the...
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    jankers jankerson lore bio request to be classified scp 666-1

    Jankers was born before the 2nd world war in 1933 he had a brother and both of them were born somewhere in soviet russia his mother was a citizen of russia his dad was from england in 1934 his mother had become serverley depressed and she started to insult soviet russia a KGB agent caught her...