A Well-Seasoned Introduction

Ardent

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Feb 28, 2026
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Hello all!
I've been on the server for almost a week now, and occasionally have been browsing the forums, so figured it was time to make an account and write an introduction!

I go by many usernames, however on here I'll go by Ardent, I'm just a silly 24 y/o gal trying to escape from my retail hell job, and finally have come back to Garry's Mod after my 3 year hiatus (This game always seems to drag me back in to playing it!)
I'm a pretty big nerd, huge D&D fan, love chocolate and have too many steam games to consider what my favorite game genre is (though if I had to pick, huge colony sim/sandbox fan)

As of currently, I have two RP characters, one a multi-profession, bit of an odd individual, going by the name "Douglas Phedrik Forest the 3rd", more so a joke character, with an awful Kermit-like voice, and a chef by the name of "Clara Ardent".
I've mainly been roleplaying as my Chef job, where I regularly prepare and give out free food to passing people, the cooking system is really fun in this!
My most memorable memory so far has been cooking up an entire pouch-worth of hot dogs, and throwing them to D-Class from the upper balcony like a petting zoo, it was hilarious.

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My first day on the server was a wild one.
I don't have the best PC, so it took me a good 30 minutes to load in initially, with a crash, a few freezes, and several timeouts- however after finally connecting, I was lined up against a wall, hand-cuffed as I loaded in: a Riot was being concluded, as several D-Class (including myself) were getting questioned in regards to their involvement in the Riot. I of course, was completely unrelated to the Riot itself, but was questioned anyways.
During the questioning, I sustained a gunshot wound from another rebelling D-Class being gunned down next to me, which the questioning ended. The other D-Class were freed, however I was still cuffed, and I decided to stay cuffed to see what would happen.

I was dragged to the shower, blind-folded and gagged.

After being in the shower for about ten minutes, I hear another D-Class get shanked in-front of me for being a snitch, before getting loaded into the D-Class vent system by one "Tom Stone", who pinned me by the maintenance door, where for the next hour and a half I was treated like some sort of Museum exhibit, I would see so many different faces come by and go, observing Tom's "art piece", though spending time with Tom, him and I would become friends.
Finally, Tom decides to do something with me, he brings me, with his silent friend, Jack, and hangs me up on the ceiling by the upper part of D-Block like a bungee jump- surprisingly, I got released instead of getting gunned down by a security guard.

Truly an unforgettable experience for a first day.

If you made it this far, thanks for reading, and hope you have a wonderful evening!