john crow

[John Crow]

i am john crow
johniest of crows
crowiest of john
tester of subjects
player of games
traveller of universes
jumper of roofs
annoyer of guards
killer of combines
doer of mothers
loudest of screamers
wanderer of hallways
beater of authorities
crawler of vents
causer of chaos
confuser of man
climber of fences
enterer of areas
waster of times
wacker of jobs
master of convincing
god of madness
breaker of rules
explorer of servers
and lengthiest of intros
its a pleasure to meet me

 

[Niox]

he the john crow

 

[Michael Walker]

Hello John Crow