Nature is Healing

[Nosey | Curious]

It has been 10 days since I left CN.

My skin is clearer. I can sing at a perfect pitch. Suddenly, my relationship with my family has improved. Sat down to write some of my thesis and suddenly cured cancer and rabies at the same time. Every time I go outside, birds gather around me and present me with gifts and trinkets from their travels. I'm having lunch with the King of England tomorrow, he wanted to know more about my amazingly funny comedy routine I performed live at the Palladium. Global warming is ending, and dolphins have been spotted in the Thames. Nature is healing

 

[Aphex]

so real except for the "relationship" part, what doesthat mean?

 

[Niox]

so real except for the "relationship" part, what doesthat mean?

whats a father

 

[Tryolas_1919]

It has been 10 days since I left CN. My skin is so clear, I can see my own soul reflected in it. I can sing at a perfect pitch, and my voice now cures minor ailments. My relationship with my family has improved so drastically, we're considering writing a self-help book. Sat down to write some of my thesis and accidentally cured cancer, rabies, and hiccups. Every time I go outside, birds gather around me and present me with gifts and trinkets from their travels – a tiny, perfectly crafted crown made of bottle caps, a map to the lost city of Atlantis (turns out it was just a really nice beach), and a single, perfectly ripe avocado. I'm having lunch with the King of England tomorrow, we're discussing the finer points of competitive thumb wrestling. Global warming is ending, and dolphins have been spotted breakdancing in the Thames. My socks now perfectly fold themselves. Nature is healing. And, most importantly, I've finally learned how to parallel park.