Hello everyone ! Gregory, B.A, here.Thank you for making my first two days on the job as a researcher the least traumatizing and most welcoming as possible.
Except for my new nemesis Sgt Cache Money. He made me feel bad about my short comings and I had to go to counseling. Big shout out to the good awesome guards and staff who really made me feel special by noticing I was there. Looking at you Guard Bolt, Guard Mushroom Khan, Reaearcher Johnathon Hamburger, Dr. Potts, Exec. Researcher Mora. Also I loveall the attention I’ve been getting by the ISD team. I’ve never been so noticed by real people in my life! Well thanks for hiring me to be a Junior Researcher . I’ve included my resume that got me the job below. If you want to know more about my amazing research ideas or intellect just let me know. I won’t be returning to work until next week as I’ve been granted my first days off. If you guys find me laying in the hall im probably just asleep because I haven’t found my quarters yet . Only endless hallways of airport terminals seats. You can’t sleep on those so I just sleep on the floor wherever I get sleepy until I eventually wander back into D block for my shift.
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Gregory Smithers III, B.A.
Experience:
Bumville Elementary School
Bumville Hole, Oklahoma
Assistant Substitute Social Studies Teacher
2021-2024
Terminated (unjustly)
Description
Assistant to the part time social studies substitute teacher, as needed. Part part time . Read the history of things out of a book to kids in class.
U.S. Army
11B Infantryman
1998-2018
Retired
Description
Enlisted as a Private E1 in 1998. Involuntarily retired as a Private First Class E3 in 2018. Served as a basic rifleman and on lawnmower duty the entire time .
Education:
Degree
Bachelor of Arts in Story Time Arts
Institution
Sparkle Online for profit College of the Arts University
Attended
2020- 2021
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Except for my new nemesis Sgt Cache Money. He made me feel bad about my short comings and I had to go to counseling. Big shout out to the good awesome guards and staff who really made me feel special by noticing I was there. Looking at you Guard Bolt, Guard Mushroom Khan, Reaearcher Johnathon Hamburger, Dr. Potts, Exec. Researcher Mora. Also I loveall the attention I’ve been getting by the ISD team. I’ve never been so noticed by real people in my life! Well thanks for hiring me to be a Junior Researcher . I’ve included my resume that got me the job below. If you want to know more about my amazing research ideas or intellect just let me know. I won’t be returning to work until next week as I’ve been granted my first days off. If you guys find me laying in the hall im probably just asleep because I haven’t found my quarters yet . Only endless hallways of airport terminals seats. You can’t sleep on those so I just sleep on the floor wherever I get sleepy until I eventually wander back into D block for my shift.
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Gregory Smithers III, B.A.
Experience:
Bumville Elementary School
Bumville Hole, Oklahoma
Assistant Substitute Social Studies Teacher
2021-2024
Terminated (unjustly)
Description
Assistant to the part time social studies substitute teacher, as needed. Part part time . Read the history of things out of a book to kids in class.
U.S. Army
11B Infantryman
1998-2018
Retired
Description
Enlisted as a Private E1 in 1998. Involuntarily retired as a Private First Class E3 in 2018. Served as a basic rifleman and on lawnmower duty the entire time .
Education:
Degree
Bachelor of Arts in Story Time Arts
Institution
Sparkle Online for profit College of the Arts University
Attended
2020- 2021
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