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Me when the same joke has been reused over and over for the past 3 years
 
here's a one-stop shop guide to having maximum fun on the CN SCP-RP server.

first, work your way up to total level 5, scrap collecting, tests. make sure to be as much trouble for your researchers as possible, constantly pester them about stuff like the ethicality of their tests and when you'll get credited

once you get to level 5, you can switch to cadet gameplay - now the shoe's on the other foot. make sure that whenever you get any reasonable opportunity to kill a d-class for any reason, you do it. you can even sneak in an RDM here and there if you're careful. remember, you have a gun - so you are literally god. then of course, you can be the escort for tests, follow the similar pestering routine and such. always find a reason to duck out of sweeps because they're boring and fucking around in medbay is more fun.

then you'll unlock guard, at which point you'll realise sweeps are free passes for MRDM. you also start to realise the most other departments exist outside of the purpose of ornamentation; which is kinda wild, since you spent a lot of your time as a cadet screwing around in medbay - but regardless, you shape up a little. while continuing to be a minge.

finally, you unlock officer. your end goal. you are here.

your life now consists of grabbing a hacking tool, opening AA and getting the funny exploding tools. go nuts
 
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Here's a alternate one step guide to having maximum fun on the CN SCP-RP server.

First, work your way up to level 5, mainly request crediting and always riot when theres no researchers, constantly request credit when available.

Once reaching level 5, switch to the junior researcher, constantly offer credit to guards and cadets who want it even without a test, credit any random d-class, do as many tests, make sure to be unethical as possible without being caught or use loopholes to stay unethical without being unethical, constantly credit d-class, always find ways to avoid execs and look good to them when you're nearby execs.

Then you'll unlock researcher, by this point you can credit anyone with authorization, meaning you can rush your way into airlock and into d-block vents, there you should credit everyone, get a good rep from em, the d-class will like you, again, repeat everything before, be more careful, so and so until you reach....

Sr Researcher, this is your general end goal, what your life will be about first is building a nice doc for 106 sampling and other samples for scps t get unstable liquid reality and stable quantum matter, mix em up, and get yourself NHU, after that you can consume it and go ahead and grab that big ol rocket launcher, go nuts.
 
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here's a one-stop shop guide to having maximum fun on the CN SCP-RP server.

first, work your way up to total level 5, scrap collecting, tests. make sure to be as much trouble for your researchers as possible, constantly pester them about stuff like the ethicality of their tests and when you'll get credited

once you get to level 5, you can switch to cadet gameplay - now the shoe's on the other foot. make sure that whenever you get any reasonable opportunity to kill a d-class for any reason, you do it. you can even sneak in an RDM here and there if you're careful. remember, you have a gun - so you are literally god. then of course, you can be the escort for tests, follow the similar pestering routine and such. always find a reason to duck out of sweeps because they're boring and fucking around in medbay is more fun.

then you'll unlock guard, at which point you'll realise sweeps are free passes for MRDM. you also start to realise the most other departments exist outside of the purpose of ornamentation; which is kinda wild, since you spent a lot of your time as a cadet screwing around in medbay - but regardless, you shape up a little. while continuing to be a minge.

finally, you unlock officer. your end goal. you are here.

your life now consists of grabbing a hacking tool, opening AA and getting the funny exploding tools. go nuts
 
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