Denied IAEA [TCC2024]

[Emilia Foddg]

What does this suggestion change/add/remove:​

Combine DEA & DIA into the IAEA (Internal Affairs External Affairs). All existing members of both departments would retain their positions in the new merged department, in addition to the following changes:

• The new internal hierarchy would go as follows:
  • Directors (2 max)
    
    
  • Deputy Directors (2 max)
    
    
  • Field Dennid Agent, Ambassador
    
    
    • Field Agent renamed to Dennid Agent
      
      
  • Rest of the positions continue as expected
    
    
• All four people with the Director of Immediate Ambulatory Entity Agency whitelist (Directors & Deputies) get ~500 VPoints/month
  
  
• All jobs under this new department of Intricate And Exaggerated Actions have a matador in their loadout
  
  
• The entirety of the department of Interim Angular Expression Advancements would be placed above Site Command in the Chain of Command. They would have the following duties & powers to justify performing any of the following IC (non-exhaustive):
  • (Deputy+) Full discretion to raid & carpet bomb FL3/ECO at any given time, for any reason (This is why they have the matadors).
    
    
  • (Amb+) Full authority over the nuke room and 1m^2 of Medbay - Specifically the SW corner of Quarantine.
    
    
  • (Agent+) Full authority to veto Site Command vetos of GOI entry into the Site, but only in cases where CI want to perform a test on or with an SCP object within the Site.
    
    
  • (Agent+) Full authority for an individual to arrest themselves at any given time, for any reason.

Has something similar been suggested before? If so, why is your suggestion different?:​

The other entries of the They Can't Cook 2024 Competition:

Denied - Musket for d-block defense

What does this suggestion change/add/remove: [Response here]A musket for gensec Has something similar been suggested before? If so, why is your suggestion different?: [Response here] No Possible Positives of the suggestion (At least 2): [Response here] D-class will fear the Musket Possible...

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Denied - musket for medical personnel

What does this suggestion change/add/remove: [Own a musket for medbay defense, since that's what the overseer council intended. Four techies break into my sickbay. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the...

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Very similar topics to each other, I chose something far more controversial and hard to cook with.

Possible Positives of the suggestion (At least 2):​

• Less server population spread throughout jobs - Since IA & DEA agents would merge into one role.
  
  
• Since the Intermediary Arbitration Evaluation Apparatus would be one combined department, they don't need two areas of the map for their offices; Following a map change and optimisation of the space to reflect this, this would free up limited map space that could be used for something else.

Possible Negatives of the suggestion:​

• Dev time
  
  
• Abuse

Based on the Positives & Negatives, why should this suggestion be accepted:​

This is my entry for the suggestion competition "They Can't Cook" 2024. Even though it's a bit late, I sure hope that Head Judge @Auburn, as well as Judges @Critical, @Edwin, @Derek White & @KingOfCommon enjoy the suggestion.

 

[Ganch]

+support

 

[Michael Dzhetnikov]

+Support
"erm denied this is ridiculus"

literally the best suggestion ever

 

[Geronimo]

I love how I genuinely thought this was a serious suggestion, then went to the Dennid agent part, thought maybe it was an Emilia bit of sarcasm and then proceed to read "they get 500 vpoints per month and get permission to carpet bomb f3"

 

[Starling6]

I love how I genuinely thought this was a serious suggestion, then went to the Dennid agent part, thought maybe it was an Emilia bit of sarcasm and then proceed to read "they get 500 vpoints per month and get permission to carpet bomb f3"

Same....

+ soup

 

[Pyro]

Pardon?

 

[grunger]

how will this effect their career

 

[Prplex]

+Support
W deranged suggestion

 

[Kree]

+Dennid

 

[cityismy]

+Support
If denied I'm implementing it ic anyway

 

[Zen]

+Support
Am willing to put up with smelly DEA if it means carpet bombing SC regularly

 

[Starling6]

+Support
If denied I'm implementing it ic anyway

if dennid*

 

[Joris "Brexit" Bohnson]

I will only +Support if both titles are changed to "Defartment Director"

 

[Requis]

What weapons would they have? - Standard equipment or nuclear?

 

[Joris "Brexit" Bohnson]

What weapons would they have? - Standard equipment or nuclear?

Nuclear obviously. They should be the first group to spawn with Davy Crocketts, Freedoms, Hailstorms, Maulers and Nerve gas

 

[Bill Nye The Guy]

-dennid SCP 073 will run wild if implemented

 

[KingOfCommon]

-support
Dont feel like their loadouts have been properly thought through, they cant exactly defend themselves properly with only those tools, maybe consider adding more items then re post?
Maybe some more anti-kaiju or anti-god weapons??

 

[Requis]

Denied.

Unfortunately, we've decided that this would be too underpowered with the current gameplay loop.

Thanks for the suggestion.​