Denied Musket for d-block defense

[AceDiscounti]

What does this suggestion change/add/remove:
[Response here]A musket for gensec

Has something similar been suggested before? If so, why is your suggestion different?:
[Response here] No
Possible Positives of the suggestion (At least 2):
[Response here] D-class will fear the Musket

Possible Negatives of the suggestion:
[Response here] It's smoothbore and nails the assistant

Based on the Positives & Negatives, why should this suggestion be accepted:
[Response here]
Own a musket for D-block defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my airlock. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the IA agent watching. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off the sites alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He bleeds out waiting on 912 to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

 

[Dr Random K.]

+support I need the Karabiner fr
(-support, makes no sense)

 

[Niox]

this is funny as fuck
+Support

 

[pinhead]

[Response here] very good suggestion +support

 

[Emilia Foddg]

i thought you were suggesting this to give to d-class. that would have been funnier

+Support
funny.

yes, this is absolutely what the administrator intended

 

[Dennid]

+support
funny asf

 

[ToasterStrudels]

Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up. Just as the founding fathers intended.

+Support

 

[Recker]

I want to imagine that the orange jumpsuits are red as I wait to see the whites of their eyes, let out a scream, and teach them a lesson about taxation without representation.

+Support

 

[Bill Nye The Guy]

+support i own a musket for D-block defence

 

[Kevin Ki]

+Support
I want to hit a 1865 teir clip on a D-Class and make it into a montage to the song "Yankee doodle dandy"

 

[Second]

Dblock incident

Civil War - Causes, Dates & Battles | HISTORY

The Civil War in the United States began in 1861, after decades of simmering tensions between northern and southern states over slavery, states’ rights and westward expansion. Eleven southern states seceded from the Union to form the Confederacy. Ultimately more than 620,000 Americans' lives...

www.history.com

 

[Pyro]

Amazing Suggestion!

 

[Zephyr]

-support
its funny but not useful(i want a karabiner)

 

[Landon]

+support

 

[Glazzing]

+support
We need muskets

 

[Douglas]

+Support

 

[Shaunpai]

+support i pissed myself laughing

 

[Skinner]

yes

 

[Shinan]

+ support

 

[Archangel]

I Own a Musket for D-Block Defense, since that's what the ██ █████ intended. Four Chaos break into D-Block "What the devil?" As I grab my Ferguson rifle and Nerve gas.

Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my gas on the second man and miss him entirely because my aim is horrible and nail the neighboring D-Class Brute. I have to resort to the matador mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "TALLY HO LADS" the matador shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off Site alarms.

"CODE ONE, INTRUDERS IN THE SITE, MTF UNITS RESPOND URGENTLY."

Fix my CSGO bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion. He Bleeds out waiting on the SOP to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up!

Ahh.. Just as the ██ █████ intended