My intrusive thoghts of speech while being jankers

[jankers jankerson jank]

"IF ITS CALLED THE 05 THEN WHY ARE THERE 13 MEMBERS YOU CANT EVEN DOUBLE THE NUMBER AND IT STILL WONT MAKE NO GODAMN SENSE"
"I am going to shove this mop up where even the soviets wouldent like to spy"
"Sorry am late gentlemen just had to get rid of several witnesses of a murder... oh wait ah shi- 'and then run away'
"STEP ASIDE AM ACTING TO CLEAN HERE"