Rizz Joke Competition

[Big Mike]

Tell me your ultimate rizz joke

 

[MazuzaM]

"You are so beautiful I have a restraining order and a house arrest"

 

[Free "Spirit"]

"Baby you are so fucking pretty you might aswell be an american school cause i wanna shoot my load inside you"

 

[Moon]

@ionboy64 i summon you.

 

[BenShapiro]

Are you Lightning because you could be McQueen? Kachow.
I don't have any rizz....

 

[ionboy64]

@ionboy64 i summon you.

Hey girl are you O5? Because when I hear your name I forget all my problems.

Are you 076-1? Because without you I’d die forever.

 

[Claire!]

Are you 096, because every time I look at your face, I die.
( not rizz, you are ugly)

 

[Ketone]

You're so pretty you exploited my feelings (You have been blacklisted. ERR_CONNECTION_1.) (exploits are against the rules)

 

[Divisional]

You're so pretty you exploited my feelings (You have been blacklisted. ERR_CONNECTION_1.) (exploits are against the rules)

 

[Boris.]

You're so pretty you exploited my feelings (You have been blacklisted. ERR_CONNECTION_1.) (exploits are against the rules)