What server you were banned on: SCP-RP (USA)
Your in-game name: Jonny Bev
Your SteamID: STEAM_0:1:212179868
Ban Reason: ERP
Date of ban: December 16, 2024
Who banned you: John Whiskey
Ban length: Permanent
What will you do to stop this from happening again: Matthew 5:28 - But I say to you that everyone who looks at a [SCP] with lustful intent has already committed adultery with her in his heart.
Why should you be unbanned: Not a day goes by I don't feel regret, and not because I'm in here or because you think I should. I look back on myself the way I was...stupid kid who did that terrible crime...wish I could talk sense to him. Tell him how things are. But I can't. That kid's long gone, this old man is all that's left, and I have to live with that.
Rehabilitated? That's a bullshit word, so you just go on ahead and stamp that form there, sonny, and stop wasting my damn time. Truth is, I don't give a shit.
*A big rubber stamp SLAMS down -- and lifts away to reveal the word "APPROVED" in red ink.*(Dream Scenario)