"106 flag on!"
Okay, maybe get to get involved in an interesting scenario here and become immersed in the SCP universe, lets flag on and see what this researcher wants to do
> Flag on 106, greeted by a combat medic bouncing around on barbed wire shooting at me and calling me uncle larry
> Researcher immediately asks to sample me, no other desires to research or conversate (aside from offering me money)
> Class-D talks about my "areolas" while farming my blood
> I try to RP with them but the usage of "/me" and "/it" is foreign to them so they laugh at my attempts
> .01 seconds after they are done another researcher comes in asking to sample me
> To spice things up I try to make demands, "I was just sampled. I need a sacrifice for any more blood drawing"
> Researcher starts stabbing d class
> I ask for one of the researchers as the sacrifice and he obliges
> Other researcher starts literally begging (sounds like he is on the verge of tears irl) to let me sample him for 3L (he already sampled 3 but one of the liters went missing) and offers me money and liters of my own blood (what?)
> I make more demands for sacrifices to allow him to sample me and he continues to beg and plead for approximately 10 real life minutes
> I threaten him by saying instead of visiting me, next time I will be visiting him
> He didn't care and continued to beg for samples
> He was so desperate that he got a syringe and attempted to run in and grab the liters himself (the game doesn't let researchers sample so his efforts were fruitless)
> after begging for what felt like 20 real life minutes he walks away defeated, likely with tears flowing down his face IRL
Alright, that kind of sucked, what's the breach tim...
4 hours
Woah, okay, lets try a surface anomaly, at least I wont be getting sampled the whole time!
> 323 queue, run around getting bullied by groups of 10 combat hungry soldiers so getting a kill without losing 20% of my health is a herculean task
> Get captured by CI, instantly I'm tied up in a room and get sampled for what feels like 15 minutes
> Afterwards I sit in the room for an additional 10+ minutes while I'm yelled at to "touch the sword" in the corner of the room (a GM objective SCP item thats supposed to instantly kill you) so they can get rid of me
> It clearly isn't working but they keep mixing and yelling at me to press on it even though i tried it dozens of times already
> All while this is happening multiple enlisted CI are unloading multiple mags into my head for no reason (usually while yelling "touch the sword!")
> They ask me if I want to be sold (seriously)
> I remind them in LOOC that they have a neuro controller they can use on me (MCOM had to be reminded by the way)
> I wait another 10 minutes for some reason
> GOC comes over and I get sampled again
> I get brought to the DELCOM office and get neuro controlled, the process taking what felt like 5+ minutes (why does it take so long?)
> No testing, get brought straight into a vent raid where I quickly find out that I was bugged and unable to kill anyone after being neuro controlled
> Get recontained after 30 armed combatants (many with energy weapons) bounce around and melt 10k HP in about a minute
> Get sampled by research and MC&D (20+ minutes)
Not again... no more sampling... maybe foundation will give me some kind of test here, something interesting that will make this hour worth it...
> Uncuffed and terminated after waiting another 10 minutes
Okay, maybe get to get involved in an interesting scenario here and become immersed in the SCP universe, lets flag on and see what this researcher wants to do
> Flag on 106, greeted by a combat medic bouncing around on barbed wire shooting at me and calling me uncle larry
> Researcher immediately asks to sample me, no other desires to research or conversate (aside from offering me money)
> Class-D talks about my "areolas" while farming my blood
> I try to RP with them but the usage of "/me" and "/it" is foreign to them so they laugh at my attempts
> .01 seconds after they are done another researcher comes in asking to sample me
> To spice things up I try to make demands, "I was just sampled. I need a sacrifice for any more blood drawing"
> Researcher starts stabbing d class
> I ask for one of the researchers as the sacrifice and he obliges
> Other researcher starts literally begging (sounds like he is on the verge of tears irl) to let me sample him for 3L (he already sampled 3 but one of the liters went missing) and offers me money and liters of my own blood (what?)
> I make more demands for sacrifices to allow him to sample me and he continues to beg and plead for approximately 10 real life minutes
> I threaten him by saying instead of visiting me, next time I will be visiting him
> He didn't care and continued to beg for samples
> He was so desperate that he got a syringe and attempted to run in and grab the liters himself (the game doesn't let researchers sample so his efforts were fruitless)
> after begging for what felt like 20 real life minutes he walks away defeated, likely with tears flowing down his face IRL
Alright, that kind of sucked, what's the breach tim...
4 hours
Woah, okay, lets try a surface anomaly, at least I wont be getting sampled the whole time!
> 323 queue, run around getting bullied by groups of 10 combat hungry soldiers so getting a kill without losing 20% of my health is a herculean task
> Get captured by CI, instantly I'm tied up in a room and get sampled for what feels like 15 minutes
> Afterwards I sit in the room for an additional 10+ minutes while I'm yelled at to "touch the sword" in the corner of the room (a GM objective SCP item thats supposed to instantly kill you) so they can get rid of me
> It clearly isn't working but they keep mixing and yelling at me to press on it even though i tried it dozens of times already
> All while this is happening multiple enlisted CI are unloading multiple mags into my head for no reason (usually while yelling "touch the sword!")
> They ask me if I want to be sold (seriously)
> I remind them in LOOC that they have a neuro controller they can use on me (MCOM had to be reminded by the way)
> I wait another 10 minutes for some reason
> GOC comes over and I get sampled again
> I get brought to the DELCOM office and get neuro controlled, the process taking what felt like 5+ minutes (why does it take so long?)
> No testing, get brought straight into a vent raid where I quickly find out that I was bugged and unable to kill anyone after being neuro controlled
> Get recontained after 30 armed combatants (many with energy weapons) bounce around and melt 10k HP in about a minute
> Get sampled by research and MC&D (20+ minutes)
Not again... no more sampling... maybe foundation will give me some kind of test here, something interesting that will make this hour worth it...
> Uncuffed and terminated after waiting another 10 minutes