[USA] "Clown"s OSA Application

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Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:86367786
Discord name: isupportchildlabor
For how long have you played on CG SCP: 2 years
Age: 21
In what country are you located?:
United States
Time zone:
C.S.T. (Correct Standard Time)
Character name(s):
"Clown" and Alexander "Defhead" Reznor (Foundation).
Civilian name: John "Dronementington" Hate
What server are you applying for? (SCP-RP UK or SCP-RP USA): USA
Do you have a mic?: Yes
List all whitelisted, MTF, or CI roles that you hold or have held:
Site Advisor (Previous)
A1 Maj (Previous)
A1 LT (Previous)
A1 LT (Previous)
D.E.A. Manager (Previous)
D.E.A. Sp. Agent (Previous)
D.E.A. Sp. Agent (Current)
Overseer Assistant (Previous)
GOC SGT (Previous)
IA Agent (Current)
096 (Current)
CI Beta (Previous)
CI Beta (Previous)
CI Beta (Previous)

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Have you received any kicks/bans/warning? and why?:
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What makes you the best candidate for Overseer Assistant?:
I believe I am the best candidate for Overseer Assistant for a variety of reasons, including, but not limited to, having first hand experience helping Overseers directly with orders as a member of Alpha one, having already gone on various diplomatic or departmental interviews in order to gauge other members of different departments - but for recruitment reasons, - having a multitude of experience dealing with relations between different departments and regiments, and documentation work from being an A1 Officer and RA member.

To further expand on the departmental work, most of the time was working with other OAs or gauging members of different departments for recruitment opportunities. While I usually would be disguised during this time, it still shows that I have the capability in order to do the proper documentation work required for an order and that I am able to go through and ask basic interview style questions. Furthermore, with my vast experience having already having to often work alongside OAs to help them complete their orders, I can already have an expectation on what is required of an OA.

Lastly, due to my time as a DEA Manager and Special Agent, I know how to go through the proper procedures required of personnel in order to execute and diverge personnel in prioritized tasks and issues. While this is less related to the active roles required of an OA, it still relates to the professionalism required of an OA at all times, even when "off duty" at their designated areas.

What are the responsibilities of Overseer Assistants in RP?:

- Take requests from Site Command and execute them to the best of their abilities
- Act as a mouth-piece for Site Command members when they arent on site, making sure they are up to date on whats happening on site.
- Deliver messages and be a mediator for lesser tasks required of a Site Command members in order to ensure proper task management.
- Authorizing A.A. usage as well as Sweeps if both Site Command and Site Administration are unable to do so.
- General Clearance 4 tasks, such as closing or opening Bulkheads and assisting other regiments with Clearance related issues.


Please give some lore about your Overseer Assistant character and what storylines they would be involved in:
You walk down the narrow, gray floored corridors, the buzzing of office lights humming overhead, as you make your way down the cramped halls of the Floor 3 offices. At the very end and to the right, stuffed in the corner of the Electrical center, is your destination. After spending so much time with other Alpha One and Site Command members, they have given you occasional permissions to use their advanced camera systems in order to keep an eye on things. You do this semi regularly at this point, so youve learned the good camera locations to keep up on second monitors and which ones to switch to during different codes.

This time, however, there isnt jack shit happening on site. Another slow day, it seems. You finally arrive and boot up the usual set up, having the cams for 914, 457, Secondary Bulkhead, Primary Checkpoint, and Primary lower Bulkhead open. And, to your surprise, you catch a Researcher with a D-Class being escorted by a Cadet walk into 914. Just as you reach for your radio to call it out, you spot a group of A1 and an Assistant follow close behind them.

"This'll be a nice show," you think to yourself as you watch through the cams. While you couldnt hear any audio of the situation, you could tell the A1 were grilling the Researcher on why he was bringing D-Class there and attempting to ID him. It doesnt look very good for him as the A1 gives a headshake upon seeing his card, motioning to the other A1 as they go and set defensive positions, looking to not let anyone else view whats about to happen. Its only then that you see the OA step into the front view and bringing out a... Clown horn?

Before you could properly process what was unfolding in front of you, you witness the viewing A1 don clown related masks as the OA pointed his horn at the Researcher and D class and squeezing the horn. Its then that the camera viewing it suddenly freezes for a second, showing a flash of random colored pixels and glitches before fixing itself. Showing you a scene of what looked to be a deity-like figure of a giant, floating fucking clown. Completely dressed in clown attire of big ass shoes, a red nose, rainbow afro, the works. You looked on, stunned, completely unable to figure out what the fuck youre witnessing. The literal clown god you are witnessing before you gives a wicked laugh, smiling wide, as he claps his hands. Both the Researcher and D-Class burst open into a shower of confetti, a clear liquid, and various balloon animals. Another series of glitches and camera spasms occur before the scene returns to semi normal with the A1 removing their clown masks. After all your time as a Site Advisor and previous OA, you have never seen any-fucking-thing like this before, and thats saying a lot for someone named "Squirrely."

You reach for you radio to ask them about the situation, but the OA looks to the camera and gives a slow shake of their head before turning and leaving. You decide its probably for the best you dont ask about anything that just happened. Some short time later, you see a raiding party of CI that just dropped vents try and run through the 914 area, going secondary. Just as they began to run through the clown sported mishap, you witness at least 4 of them slip on the clear substance left behind. You bust out laughing at the ridiculousness of having watched a Researcher and D-Class get turned into a fucking slipperly lubricant made almost specifically to PRANK whoever happened past.
 
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Hello @Retiredintheheadx3,
We thank you for your interest in becoming an assistant to the Site Inspectorate. However, we do not think you are ready for this position and as such your application has been
DENIED. You may send further communications to my secretary (_.shark._) if you have further inquiries. You may re-apply in ONE WEEK.
 
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