Deleted member 3849
Guest
Steam ID: STEAM_0:1:240476062
Discord name: OldSport#0109
For how long have you played on CG SCP: A couple of months
Age: 19
In what country are you located?: USA
Time zone: HST
Character name(s): Zeta [TH-D] (foundation character) Constantine (Civilian Character) Constantine "Ozymandias" Ozzy(UNCOG Character)
Civilian name: Mr. Zeta
What server are you applying for? (SCP-RP UK or SCP-RP USA): USA
Do you have a mic?:
-Yes
List all whitelisted, MTF, or CI roles that you hold or have held:
-Consultant(A good long time)
096 (holding)
-UNGOC spec(holding)
-Site Advisor (Held)
Have you received any kicks/bans/warnings? and why?:
-I asked an admin and they told me I had no warnings/kicks/bans.
Why are you applying for Site Advisor?
I am applying for the Site Advisor because there is room for the possibility that with my help there can be a great improvement for the site. For example, during dire times near the reset, not as much high-clearance personnel are online which is a gap that would be available to be filled in instantly if I were to join. Now I've learned there is a spot for medical again, so I wish to take on the mantle once more of the site advisor. I was removed since I has no internet connection to do anything, although during the small times that I had I did try to do all I could on site. Although with my condition now over I wish to be apart of the team again and help with the departments creating improvements that are needed. While giving voices to the members of the foundation with any issues that they might have. Over the week I've seen that some departments are going under currently. There seems to be an increasing number of people who want to play those departments, that aren't extremely active anymore. During the time I was Site Advisor I actually really enjoyed it, and I think that I did a pretty good job under the circumstances that were placed onto me. Now I do want to make the foundation experience very friendly to new people and people who have been around for a while. So that they will have a great experience with the server.
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What makes you suitable for Site Administration?:
- From my experience as a consultant I'm pretty good at creating documents for people to approve, my experience comes from mostly psych exams and some writing I did as a researcher a long time ago. Whatever role I choose to play I'm quite dedicated to the role that I play. Meaning that I can be online and on the role for others to ask questions and discuss issues/resolutions that they might have. I'm quite open to ideas and I like to promote opportunities for others to get involved within rp scenarios and teach others how to do assignments. I think that I have some pretty great interactions with people on the server. I've met lots of people on the server that I'm quite friendly with and of them I can gladly say they be my friend. Since the incident with poison syringes and harpoons, I've been keeping a careful eye on the situation, and thanks to the other medical staff I haven't seen a syringe incident in quite a while. As a consultant, I did do a good number of medical licenses, and I give them off pretty regularly when anyone asks for one, so I enjoy interacting with people who are newer. (New Note) With the new Therapy section being introduced into the medical thanks to the help of (Former)Ethics Member Yobi, and the Directors of Medicine it has been implemented smoothly into the server. Also, thanks to all of the consultants who signed the petition to have it introduced within the server. I don't want to sound egocentric, but I was chosen after applying for the position, to be the Head of the therapy district. Just 2 days ago the first therapists were chosen. So far, I've heard good things about them. Also Now I've got some experience with Site Administration, even for a short time I've got the hang of it. Which means if I'm chosen I can instantly go into work and fill in the current gaps within the Site Administration. The Therapy department now has 4 therapists thanks to the addition of the psychiatrist it has shown that people are actually interested in things such as this. Which I find pretty cool, do not worry Therapy department will still linger on with some possible new features.
What are the responsibilities of Site Administration in RP?:
The Site Administration's role in roleplay is to serve the Overseer Council, to do that they must make sure that the foundation is working to its fullest potential. The Site advisors get assigned or given responsibility over departments of the foundation. Informing the higher-ups on the status of the departments in meetings. The Site advisor's role is to make ensure the departments are in charge of following the Code of Conduct and Code of Ethics. The Site Administration is very important since they allow the Overseer Council to deal with pressing matters, with confidence that the Site will remain fully functional, operational, and efficient.
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Please give some lore about your Site Administration character and what storylines they would be involved in:
LORE
LOGIN: ████████
PASSWORD: ██████████
PROCESSING...
{??'?? ??? ????? ???????? ????????, ??'?? ??? ????? ??? ???'? ???????, ?? ??? ???? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ??????? ???? ??? ???? {ADVERTISEMENT from Mr. WONDERTAINMENT ©}
"The hell? Why is there an ad here?"
WELCOME BACK: Mr. ██████████
FILE REQUESTED: "Mr. Zeta "
ACCESS DENIED
"Override"
{???? ???? ??? ?????????? ?? ?????? ????? ?? ?? ????????? You must be mistaken, it's nice to meet you Mr. ██████████ I am a representative of the Wondertainment company.
PROCESSING...
OVERRIDE FAILURE
You must be quite curious if you're trying to get information from a discontinued Little Mister line. Although since you are Mr. Ambrose Collector, I guess I'll let this slide.
FILE ACCESS GRANTED ON Mr. ZETA
PROCESSING
OPENING FILE
Name: Mr. Zeta
Sex: Male
Age: Unkown
Height: 5'11
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Nationality: Unkown
HISTORY:
October 27 ████
England, Arkansas
There were some former reports about an abandoned broken factory that used to produce strange toys for the local children filling them up with joy. Until the feds stepped in and shut down the factory due to some conflicts with the lease permits causing, the business to have to move elsewhere. Recent reports state that there are sounds that make the factory seem still in operation, it was thought to be a couple of teenagers sneaking into the factory. Until one day when screams could be heard emitting from the factory, as the old lights started to illuminate. The authorities stepped into the factory to check out what was happening. Within the factory was a pristine clean interior, while the outside has shown an old building that was falling apart. Local MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots"), that were stationed undercover was a part of the team. As the team moved to find all kinds of boxes filled with all types of toys .When entering the main production room, they would see that see some sort of creature flipping the switches when it noticed them it turned hostile and killed 4 members of a 10-member excursion before being put down by light weaponry. Chief Bookums who was leading the current excursion decided that they needed more gun power, so the expedition was called back. When reaching the entrance where they had come from, the team noticed that there was a blood trail leaving some splotches outside, when the trial was followed there was a box on the ground labeled rejected. When prying open the box was a human, a male of Caucasian descent. The man looked to be in his 20s all things about him seem to be normal except on the bottom of his foot would be the word, Mr. Zeta. Mr. Zeta was taken to the SCP foundation for further questioning, Mr. Zeta preferred to go by Zeta instead of Mr. Zeta because he said he didn't like it. In the right-hand pocket of Zeta, was the handwritten note.
???! ???'?? ???? ????? ???????? ???? ???? ??? ??????? ℜ????????? ?????? ??????, ? ??????? ??????? ?????????? ???? ??. ??????????????!
???? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ??. ??????? ℭ????????!!
At the bottom of the had the listings for Little Misters like how the Little Misters by Wondertainment would be. Although there would be 6 more spaces and all of them were empty. When asked about this Zeta said he has not met any of the other little misters. Zeta seemed to have no anomalous abilities, except for the fact that he could cook anomalous/standard foods, have military combat training, and have immense medical knowledge embedded with him. Agents that have asked Ambrose restaurants about Mr. Zeta were given no clear confirmation whether it was a real product, although it seems like Mr. Zeta would have helped serve food to, and in case of difficult situations deal with the problem. Since Mr. Zeta joined the foundation, they have helped decipher ways to cook strange foods and have joined the medical team. Zeta has been working as a combative medic for a couple of years now, helping ensure the foundation's growth. Zeta has also joined a combative medical task force called HH-3 and moved up to the ranks to Command Sergeant.
NEW INFORMATION:
Zeta has resigned from the medical task force to pursue a more pacifist role within the foundation. Zeta was chosen as the Director Of therapy of the new therapy division.
I'm quite surprised that this little mister would take up a position within the medical staff rather than cooking, although in his programming he was created to help people, so it lines up. Director Of Therapy? I guess that lines up with helping people, I guess.
SECRET FILE Anomalous abilities
CLEARANCE LEVEL %$^*^@&#
Did you really think that they only had cooking, medical, and combative skills you must be joking? Here at Wondertainment©, we pride ourselves on fun and entertainment.
ACCESS GRANTED
CLEARANCE LEVEL WONDERTAINMENT
SCP NUMBER PENDING
SCP XXZZ
Mr. Zeta/Zeta
OBJECT CLASS: EUCLIDSAFE
DESCRIPTION:
SCP-XXZZ appearance resembles a human of Caucasian ethnicity, they seem to be around 5'11 in their standard form. The appearance of SCP-XXZZ seems to alter slightly depending on the job that it has been tasked with. These changes mostly change their physical properties, in what seems to be quite painless and seamless. The physical properties of SCP-XXZZ have no anomalous features except for on their left foot, is which the Tattooed name of Mr. Zeta. SCP-XXZZ is capable of speech, writing, and reading multiple languages, depending on who is in the room. SCP-XXZZ is referred to be called Zeta and is most often called this name. SCP-XXZZ seems to be slightly aware of all the other little misters that come from the main lineup.SCP-XXZZ seems to have no other anomalous features, other than being a little mister.
[Check addendum 1] You will find something very interesting. :0
Addendum 1:
SCP-XXZZ has the special ability to manifest foods from an unknown source. An Ambrose Little mister should have the ability to serve customers food at any moment, right? These foods have been classified as SCP-XXZZ-1, these foods can range from a standard sandwich to what looks like pasta made from the ████'s organs. Consumption of these foods is considered safe in moderation, in overconsumption can cause ████. When asked about this ability, SCP-XXZZ simply stated, that he had always had this ability. Do not worry the food is absolutely delicious, I've had it myself.
Addendum 2:
The files of SCP-XXZZ seem to be freely altered by WONDERTAINEMNT© company, all wondertainemnt alterations are marked with purple, while normal documentation is marked with white. We just want to make sure that you don't slander our company. We know all of the products that you house within your foundation is of the highest quality. Do not worry we didn't look at the other files. We also want to let you know that Mr. Zeta is made of similar materials that the food comes from. This makes him more durable and pliable. So, if they ever break just mend them together, although they won't be functional for a small bit.
Addendum 3:
There are no more things to talk about Mr. Zeta, I just wanted to tell you Mr. ████████ that Mr. Zeta would be quite useful to help our operations when dealing with Mr. Redd. Could help both of us if we had someone to be the middleman of our organizations, right? Mr. Zeta obtains the unique ability to adapt to any job given to him, whether you want them to be a combative or one of your site's administrators. Perfect for any job, and since you are Mr. Ambrose Collector, he will follow your orders 100%. So what do you say? I'll be shutting down these files for now. Although I'll let you access them. Good luck with your decision.
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FILE LOCKED
"Reload Page"
ACCESS DEINED
UNAUTHORISED ACTION NOTED
LOGGING OFF
I want you to think about it first.
SYSTEMS OFFLINE
"That was interesting, what to do?"
"Ever get that feeling of Deja vu?"
Zeta's Big Day (SCP Tales from the foundation)
The sparkling moon light flickered as a consultant was escorted out of the facility, as moon light beamed from the heavens illuminated the prisoner cuffed and injected with anomalous drugs to turn them off. Some of the Foundation members had waved goodbye to this consultant they did not know why they were being taken away but knew if they questioned, they might forget. The soldiers shoved the consultant to the ground leaving him in the snow to as they called a special number before leaving the consultant with his thoughts. Zeta didn't know why this happening he had served the foundation.
When the sun arose illumining the snow-covered land creating a mirage of colors as the frozen body of Zeta was laid before the sun. A car covered in colors, so bright that they made the sun look dull arrived, picking up the body and placing it within the trunk as it drove towards a factory hidden beneath the snow. The automobile would drive straight through a maze of trees, as it seemed to shift into an entrance, flowing like water into a door. Parking the car Infront of the door they opened the trunk and removed the thawing body of Zeta, placing him over an assailant's shoulder and marching through the door.
As the door swung open it showed a normal looking hallway, the moment they had entered the door slammed shut behind them, as it slammed shut the door shattered into a million pieces. Zeta eyes started to flutter open as they did their body started to animate as cracks as the frozen limbs started to function. Zeta was placed within a chair Infront of a ████. Zeta's eyes opened wide before a single syllable would exit their mouth, ████ would place a finger to their lips shushing Zeta. ████ would exclaim.
"Mr. Zeta, you have proven your worth within the SCP Foundation and I appreciate your work in helping Wondertainment© create a great relation within the foundation. For our next step we need you to find buyers within the foundation so we shall be implanting you with knowledge about Wondertainment© ads. "
Zeta looked quite confused as he was handed a document activating their anomalous ability and memorizing the advertisements. Zeta would then try to speak but all that came out from his mouth was an Ad for the Wondertainment© Dragon Snails. ████ looked quite pleased with the matter before flicking their hand and Zeta was knocked out, waking up back at the facility. Zeta approached a member of the foundation and spouted some ads. To deal with this current situation Zeta is to be administered Class C amnestic everyone in a while. The Codename for this is Ad Blocker. Due to this situation, it was considered to give a different position which was easier to overseer the condition and make sure that they are truly loyal.
(Just wanted to add some fun and even though its serious doesn't mean we can't have some fun sometimes)
Discord name: OldSport#0109
For how long have you played on CG SCP: A couple of months
Age: 19
In what country are you located?: USA
Time zone: HST
Character name(s): Zeta [TH-D] (foundation character) Constantine (Civilian Character) Constantine "Ozymandias" Ozzy(UNCOG Character)
Civilian name: Mr. Zeta
What server are you applying for? (SCP-RP UK or SCP-RP USA): USA
Do you have a mic?:
-Yes
List all whitelisted, MTF, or CI roles that you hold or have held:
-Consultant(A good long time)
096 (holding)
-UNGOC spec(holding)
-Site Advisor (Held)
Have you received any kicks/bans/warnings? and why?:
-I asked an admin and they told me I had no warnings/kicks/bans.
Why are you applying for Site Advisor?
I am applying for the Site Advisor because there is room for the possibility that with my help there can be a great improvement for the site. For example, during dire times near the reset, not as much high-clearance personnel are online which is a gap that would be available to be filled in instantly if I were to join. Now I've learned there is a spot for medical again, so I wish to take on the mantle once more of the site advisor. I was removed since I has no internet connection to do anything, although during the small times that I had I did try to do all I could on site. Although with my condition now over I wish to be apart of the team again and help with the departments creating improvements that are needed. While giving voices to the members of the foundation with any issues that they might have. Over the week I've seen that some departments are going under currently. There seems to be an increasing number of people who want to play those departments, that aren't extremely active anymore. During the time I was Site Advisor I actually really enjoyed it, and I think that I did a pretty good job under the circumstances that were placed onto me. Now I do want to make the foundation experience very friendly to new people and people who have been around for a while. So that they will have a great experience with the server.
-
What makes you suitable for Site Administration?:
- From my experience as a consultant I'm pretty good at creating documents for people to approve, my experience comes from mostly psych exams and some writing I did as a researcher a long time ago. Whatever role I choose to play I'm quite dedicated to the role that I play. Meaning that I can be online and on the role for others to ask questions and discuss issues/resolutions that they might have. I'm quite open to ideas and I like to promote opportunities for others to get involved within rp scenarios and teach others how to do assignments. I think that I have some pretty great interactions with people on the server. I've met lots of people on the server that I'm quite friendly with and of them I can gladly say they be my friend. Since the incident with poison syringes and harpoons, I've been keeping a careful eye on the situation, and thanks to the other medical staff I haven't seen a syringe incident in quite a while. As a consultant, I did do a good number of medical licenses, and I give them off pretty regularly when anyone asks for one, so I enjoy interacting with people who are newer. (New Note) With the new Therapy section being introduced into the medical thanks to the help of (Former)Ethics Member Yobi, and the Directors of Medicine it has been implemented smoothly into the server. Also, thanks to all of the consultants who signed the petition to have it introduced within the server. I don't want to sound egocentric, but I was chosen after applying for the position, to be the Head of the therapy district. Just 2 days ago the first therapists were chosen. So far, I've heard good things about them. Also Now I've got some experience with Site Administration, even for a short time I've got the hang of it. Which means if I'm chosen I can instantly go into work and fill in the current gaps within the Site Administration. The Therapy department now has 4 therapists thanks to the addition of the psychiatrist it has shown that people are actually interested in things such as this. Which I find pretty cool, do not worry Therapy department will still linger on with some possible new features.
What are the responsibilities of Site Administration in RP?:
The Site Administration's role in roleplay is to serve the Overseer Council, to do that they must make sure that the foundation is working to its fullest potential. The Site advisors get assigned or given responsibility over departments of the foundation. Informing the higher-ups on the status of the departments in meetings. The Site advisor's role is to make ensure the departments are in charge of following the Code of Conduct and Code of Ethics. The Site Administration is very important since they allow the Overseer Council to deal with pressing matters, with confidence that the Site will remain fully functional, operational, and efficient.
-
Please give some lore about your Site Administration character and what storylines they would be involved in:
LORE
LOGIN: ████████
PASSWORD: ██████████
PROCESSING...
{??'?? ??? ????? ???????? ????????, ??'?? ??? ????? ??? ???'? ???????, ?? ??? ???? ??? ???? ??? ???? ?????? ??? ??????? ???? ??? ???? {ADVERTISEMENT from Mr. WONDERTAINMENT ©}
"The hell? Why is there an ad here?"
WELCOME BACK: Mr. ██████████
FILE REQUESTED: "Mr. Zeta "
ACCESS DENIED
"Override"
{???? ???? ??? ?????????? ?? ?????? ????? ?? ?? ????????? You must be mistaken, it's nice to meet you Mr. ██████████ I am a representative of the Wondertainment company.
PROCESSING...
OVERRIDE FAILURE
You must be quite curious if you're trying to get information from a discontinued Little Mister line. Although since you are Mr. Ambrose Collector, I guess I'll let this slide.
FILE ACCESS GRANTED ON Mr. ZETA
PROCESSING
OPENING FILE
Name: Mr. Zeta
Sex: Male
Age: Unkown
Height: 5'11
Ethnicity: Caucasian
Nationality: Unkown
HISTORY:
October 27 ████
England, Arkansas
There were some former reports about an abandoned broken factory that used to produce strange toys for the local children filling them up with joy. Until the feds stepped in and shut down the factory due to some conflicts with the lease permits causing, the business to have to move elsewhere. Recent reports state that there are sounds that make the factory seem still in operation, it was thought to be a couple of teenagers sneaking into the factory. Until one day when screams could be heard emitting from the factory, as the old lights started to illuminate. The authorities stepped into the factory to check out what was happening. Within the factory was a pristine clean interior, while the outside has shown an old building that was falling apart. Local MTF Epsilon-6 ("Village Idiots"), that were stationed undercover was a part of the team. As the team moved to find all kinds of boxes filled with all types of toys .When entering the main production room, they would see that see some sort of creature flipping the switches when it noticed them it turned hostile and killed 4 members of a 10-member excursion before being put down by light weaponry. Chief Bookums who was leading the current excursion decided that they needed more gun power, so the expedition was called back. When reaching the entrance where they had come from, the team noticed that there was a blood trail leaving some splotches outside, when the trial was followed there was a box on the ground labeled rejected. When prying open the box was a human, a male of Caucasian descent. The man looked to be in his 20s all things about him seem to be normal except on the bottom of his foot would be the word, Mr. Zeta. Mr. Zeta was taken to the SCP foundation for further questioning, Mr. Zeta preferred to go by Zeta instead of Mr. Zeta because he said he didn't like it. In the right-hand pocket of Zeta, was the handwritten note.
???! ???'?? ???? ????? ???????? ???? ???? ??? ??????? ℜ????????? ?????? ??????, ? ??????? ??????? ?????????? ???? ??. ??????????????!
???? ???? ??? ??? ?????? ??. ??????? ℭ????????!!
At the bottom of the had the listings for Little Misters like how the Little Misters by Wondertainment would be. Although there would be 6 more spaces and all of them were empty. When asked about this Zeta said he has not met any of the other little misters. Zeta seemed to have no anomalous abilities, except for the fact that he could cook anomalous/standard foods, have military combat training, and have immense medical knowledge embedded with him. Agents that have asked Ambrose restaurants about Mr. Zeta were given no clear confirmation whether it was a real product, although it seems like Mr. Zeta would have helped serve food to, and in case of difficult situations deal with the problem. Since Mr. Zeta joined the foundation, they have helped decipher ways to cook strange foods and have joined the medical team. Zeta has been working as a combative medic for a couple of years now, helping ensure the foundation's growth. Zeta has also joined a combative medical task force called HH-3 and moved up to the ranks to Command Sergeant.
NEW INFORMATION:
Zeta has resigned from the medical task force to pursue a more pacifist role within the foundation. Zeta was chosen as the Director Of therapy of the new therapy division.
I'm quite surprised that this little mister would take up a position within the medical staff rather than cooking, although in his programming he was created to help people, so it lines up. Director Of Therapy? I guess that lines up with helping people, I guess.
SECRET FILE Anomalous abilities
CLEARANCE LEVEL %$^*^@&#
Did you really think that they only had cooking, medical, and combative skills you must be joking? Here at Wondertainment©, we pride ourselves on fun and entertainment.
ACCESS GRANTED
CLEARANCE LEVEL WONDERTAINMENT
SCP NUMBER PENDING
SCP XXZZ
Mr. Zeta/Zeta
OBJECT CLASS: EUCLID
DESCRIPTION:
SCP-XXZZ appearance resembles a human of Caucasian ethnicity, they seem to be around 5'11 in their standard form. The appearance of SCP-XXZZ seems to alter slightly depending on the job that it has been tasked with. These changes mostly change their physical properties, in what seems to be quite painless and seamless. The physical properties of SCP-XXZZ have no anomalous features except for on their left foot, is which the Tattooed name of Mr. Zeta. SCP-XXZZ is capable of speech, writing, and reading multiple languages, depending on who is in the room. SCP-XXZZ is referred to be called Zeta and is most often called this name. SCP-XXZZ seems to be slightly aware of all the other little misters that come from the main lineup.
[Check addendum 1] You will find something very interesting. :0
Addendum 1:
SCP-XXZZ has the special ability to manifest foods from an unknown source. An Ambrose Little mister should have the ability to serve customers food at any moment, right? These foods have been classified as SCP-XXZZ-1, these foods can range from a standard sandwich to what looks like pasta made from the ████'s organs. Consumption of these foods is considered safe in moderation, in overconsumption can cause ████. When asked about this ability, SCP-XXZZ simply stated, that he had always had this ability. Do not worry the food is absolutely delicious, I've had it myself.
Addendum 2:
The files of SCP-XXZZ seem to be freely altered by WONDERTAINEMNT© company, all wondertainemnt alterations are marked with purple, while normal documentation is marked with white. We just want to make sure that you don't slander our company. We know all of the products that you house within your foundation is of the highest quality. Do not worry we didn't look at the other files. We also want to let you know that Mr. Zeta is made of similar materials that the food comes from. This makes him more durable and pliable. So, if they ever break just mend them together, although they won't be functional for a small bit.
Addendum 3:
There are no more things to talk about Mr. Zeta, I just wanted to tell you Mr. ████████ that Mr. Zeta would be quite useful to help our operations when dealing with Mr. Redd. Could help both of us if we had someone to be the middleman of our organizations, right? Mr. Zeta obtains the unique ability to adapt to any job given to him, whether you want them to be a combative or one of your site's administrators. Perfect for any job, and since you are Mr. Ambrose Collector, he will follow your orders 100%. So what do you say? I'll be shutting down these files for now. Although I'll let you access them. Good luck with your decision.
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FILE LOCKED
"Reload Page"
ACCESS DEINED
UNAUTHORISED ACTION NOTED
LOGGING OFF
I want you to think about it first.
SYSTEMS OFFLINE
"That was interesting, what to do?"
"Ever get that feeling of Deja vu?"
Zeta's Big Day (SCP Tales from the foundation)
The sparkling moon light flickered as a consultant was escorted out of the facility, as moon light beamed from the heavens illuminated the prisoner cuffed and injected with anomalous drugs to turn them off. Some of the Foundation members had waved goodbye to this consultant they did not know why they were being taken away but knew if they questioned, they might forget. The soldiers shoved the consultant to the ground leaving him in the snow to as they called a special number before leaving the consultant with his thoughts. Zeta didn't know why this happening he had served the foundation.
When the sun arose illumining the snow-covered land creating a mirage of colors as the frozen body of Zeta was laid before the sun. A car covered in colors, so bright that they made the sun look dull arrived, picking up the body and placing it within the trunk as it drove towards a factory hidden beneath the snow. The automobile would drive straight through a maze of trees, as it seemed to shift into an entrance, flowing like water into a door. Parking the car Infront of the door they opened the trunk and removed the thawing body of Zeta, placing him over an assailant's shoulder and marching through the door.
As the door swung open it showed a normal looking hallway, the moment they had entered the door slammed shut behind them, as it slammed shut the door shattered into a million pieces. Zeta eyes started to flutter open as they did their body started to animate as cracks as the frozen limbs started to function. Zeta was placed within a chair Infront of a ████. Zeta's eyes opened wide before a single syllable would exit their mouth, ████ would place a finger to their lips shushing Zeta. ████ would exclaim.
"Mr. Zeta, you have proven your worth within the SCP Foundation and I appreciate your work in helping Wondertainment© create a great relation within the foundation. For our next step we need you to find buyers within the foundation so we shall be implanting you with knowledge about Wondertainment© ads. "
Zeta looked quite confused as he was handed a document activating their anomalous ability and memorizing the advertisements. Zeta would then try to speak but all that came out from his mouth was an Ad for the Wondertainment© Dragon Snails. ████ looked quite pleased with the matter before flicking their hand and Zeta was knocked out, waking up back at the facility. Zeta approached a member of the foundation and spouted some ads. To deal with this current situation Zeta is to be administered Class C amnestic everyone in a while. The Codename for this is Ad Blocker. Due to this situation, it was considered to give a different position which was easier to overseer the condition and make sure that they are truly loyal.
(Just wanted to add some fun and even though its serious doesn't mean we can't have some fun sometimes)
