What would you do If you saw a picture of SCP-096?

[Pirate McPirate]

eat it and when he trys to murder me i say "proof" and take him to tribunal for pubic disturbance after winning the case he will be handed over to the GOC for an ADB session.

then 096 will just combust

 

[Dr. Bruce "Bbo" Brimstone]

I'd win. I'd make him scared to see a picture of me.

 

[Pirate McPirate]

I'd win. I'd make him scared to see a picture of me.

the dishes wash him

 

[Langstädtler]

Considering that the most commonly agreed upon method 096 makes you disappear is that it eats you , I would make myself as Disgusting as Humanly possible so 096 has the worst time of his live after killing me.

 

[Biscuits]

i'd run to his cc

 

[Norton Klez]

post it all over the internet for all to see making sure I do not die soon

This might be the smartest comment. Made me laugh too much.

 

[Caesar Kuznetsov]

Infect myself with SCP-610

Either A: The Foundation stops SCP-096 or

B: I take the world out with me, as now 096's flesh is infected.

 

[Terible]

Kill myself

 

[The Guardian]

ADB 096

 

[Tryolas_1919]

touch his toes

 

[Hanz Powers "roro"]

send it to all of my discord contacts

 

[Caboose.]

idk man...