Why are all site command members old people?

easy explanation:
  1. they use SCP to make them live longer (but keeping how their body looks, growing older but able to live longer)
  2. mandatory 'Grow Older' treatment that makes them:
    - Bald
    - Smarter
    - Live longer
    - And any other wanted effects for whatever reason
@Remmy I've been told someone snuck nair into your shampoo is this true?