The great saviour of MRP and the war horse he rode in on

Jul 7, 2022
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Some may say the saviour of MRP is not real and is to never be seen prostestamonth, but I do believe in the return, or arrival of the great saviour of MRP. Who is he? And yes HE let's be realistic here, and what is the name of the stallion he shall ride in upon. Perhaps the name will be of Italian or Icelandishrdf decent, a nice European name descendance anyway, just as long as it's not the east. Not Sweden either because Ion like that place rn. But a man who fears not the rising tide, but the tide lowering to the point where he is beached. That will be the saviour of MRP. A god amongst men, a dreamer of dreams. Will he use a Mic? We do not know as the prophecies fortold that the saviour of MRP spoke clearly and fowardly, not with any connotations nor implications of a microphone. The horse on the other hand we know will make noise. A war horse, pulled straight from the battles of the Napoleonic wars. We do not know much about the horse, other than the horse is what holds up the saviour and that it is the reason for the saviours existence. MRP shall rejoice when the horsebacked hero enters the main gates of the town. people on the ramparts shall throw bread and roses down upon him. What is the significance we do not know, but a saviour none the less he shall be. I hope to someday meet the saviour, a man who will overturn years or wright and plight and blight and return once the glory days. A time of luxury, commradery and lurching. Lurching Lurching Lurching. A time when a single knife cost 30k minimum, even for the most battered and bruised of knives. A time when rank meant that one was determined for great success in life. A time when a prison sentence would result in a rank bracket demotion. A time of MRDM and rule break. And a time of no furries. What the hell even happened. How did people possibly end up voting a furry onto the staff team. These guys are attracted to animals and wear fur suits. 100 years ago at the stake burneth thee but now society has pandered to them. Too many furry jokes too. You wouldn't accuse someone of being R Kelly so why joke about someone being a furry. Said i the man in the buttonless shirt but with a look of pure disgust towards said community.


That is why I believe the saviour of MRP is real and is going to come back and wipe out all the rules and degeneracy and bring us back to a time of pride and joy and celebration, and autocracy. I stg if this post get's removed Ima crash out because it's all good points and there is no DISPROVING that the saviour of MRP isn't a real person and that the warhorse he shall arrive upon is not out there right now grazing in a field. Your time shall come king, long live the saviour of MRP. May your empire span eons and your Divinity be eternal. Oh Great omnipotent one, we are so hoping for thou arrival. May you bless us all with an economy reset, and clean the streets of these infernal rats that hath gnawed through a back door and now Run the server. May you save us all. Amen